Rachel Quote #1083
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Fertility Test
Rachel: You know what? I have a friend who's a masseuse.
Phoebe: Oh? "Ja", "ja"?
Rachel: "Ja". She's not very good, though.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And why do you think that is?
Rachel: I don't know. Maybe it's because she's got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar.
Phoebe: Ha ha. Or maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high-maintenance tight-ass.
Rachel: Phoebe!
Phoebe: You know it's me?
Rachel: Well, for like a half an hour. Man, you can lie about Sweden.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fertility Test’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Monica: All right. Honey, my tests are down the hall. Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: Yeah, I guess.
Monica: Look, I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares. No one here even knows you.
Janice: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Oh, come on!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, you guys. Look what I just got.
Rachel: Oh, wow. I love those. Where did you get them?
Phoebe: I bought them off eBay. They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
Rachel: Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive.
Phoebe: Oh, then I overpaid.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello, "ja". It's time for your massage, "ja"? Put your face in the hole.
Rachel: A Swedish massage from a real Swedish person.
Phoebe: Okay, then I'm Swedish.
Rachel: So, what's your name?
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name. Ikea.
Rachel: Wow. What an interesting name.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: You know, l-
Phoebe: Time for your scalp massage.
Rachel: Wow. I really love your-[gasps]
Phoebe: Is something wrong?
Rachel: No, it's just- It just feels so good, Ikea. Hey, say, you'll know this. What's the capital of Sweden?
Phoebe: Um ... Stockholm.
Rachel: Damn. I wish I knew if that was right.