Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Fertility Test
Phoebe: Hello, "ja". It's time for your massage, "ja"? Put your face in the hole. Rachel: A Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. Phoebe: Okay, then I'm Swedish. Rachel: So, what's your name? Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name. Ikea. Rachel: Wow. What an interesting name. Phoebe: Yeah. Rachel: You know, l- Phoebe: Time for your scalp massage. Rachel: Wow. I really love your-[gasps] Phoebe: Is something wrong? Rachel: No, it's just- It just feels so good, Ikea. Hey, say, you'll know this. What's the capital of Sweden? Phoebe: Um ... Stockholm. Rachel: Damn. I wish I knew if that was right.