Quote from Rachel in The One with the Fertility Test
Rachel: You know what? I have a friend who's a masseuse. Phoebe: Oh? "Ja", "ja"? Rachel: "Ja". She's not very good, though. Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And why do you think that is? Rachel: I don't know. Maybe it's because she's got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar. Phoebe: Ha ha. Or maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high-maintenance tight-ass. Rachel: Phoebe! Phoebe: You know it's me? Rachel: Well, for like a half an hour. Man, you can lie about Sweden.