Frasier: Well, you know, Cassandra is a wonderful woman. But, well, Faye and I have a, a deeper connection - and to be fair, actually, she was the first to plant her flag on "Terra Frasier."
Niles: I'm starting to think Napoleon had a Frasier complex.

Cassandra: You are upset, aren't you?
Frasier: No, no, no, no.
Cassandra: Really, there's no reason to be jealous of Sloan!
Frasier: [chuckling] Believe me, I am not jealous of Sloan. If anything, I pity the man who has to go through life with a pretentious name like that.
Cassandra: Frasier.
Frasier: All right, fine, fine.

Frasier: Glad you're here. Look, I'm so sorry about this morning.
Niles: Oh, oh, oh, not at all, I ended up playing an exhilarating game with Chip Emery.
Frasier: Oh.
Niles: I won two out of three sets, and if you recall, Chip was club champion four years running.
Frasier: Yes. And I also recall that that record comes with an asterisk. I believe his streak was interrupted by World War Two.
Niles: It was Korea and you know it.

Frasier: Say, Dad. You remember that woman I went out with on Valentine's Day but I wasn't quite sure if it was a romantic thing?
Martin: Yeah, that new publicity woman at the station.
Frasier: Yes, Cassandra Stone. Well, I asked her out again last night and I got my answer.
Martin: Oh, I'm sorry, Fras.
Frasier: No, I'm not finished.
Martin: That's the spirit. You hang in there.

Daphne: You know, Dr. Crane, someone once said that long periods of abstinence can actually refresh the soul.
Cassandra: Morning, everyone.
Frasier: Yes, well that someone was me and I was full of it.

Martin: Way to go, Fras, I like her!
Daphne: Gee, I wonder why. [in an American accent] "Now I see where Frasier gets those gorgeous eyes."

Niles: Hurry up and get dressed Frasier, we'll lose our court. I must warn you I may be unbeatable today. Our squash pro, Octavio, taught me a backhand slice that could shave the bristles off a kiwi fruit.

Frasier: I tell you, Roz, the entire evening was pure magic.
Roz: Well, I'm happy for you. You have been in a dry spell, haven't you?
Frasier: Oh, no, Roz, that was just the calm before the storm. I assure you, we are in the midst of a full-blown love hurricane.
Roz: You were so much easier to be around when you were horny and pathetic.

Roz: Well, did you tell Cassandra you were going to be exclusive to her?
Frasier: No.
Roz: So, then you're just dating. Relax, it's supposed to be fun. Just see where it takes you.
Frasier: Well, that sort of lifestyle is all right for some people, but not for me. I'm a one-woman man... if that.

Roz: Okay, suit yourself. Keep it platonic.
Frasier: Well, that's easy for you to say. How do you tell somebody that you're attracted to them but you just can't sleep with them?
Roz: I guess you just say... you just say... I'll ask around.