‘The Ann Who Came to Dinner’
Season 11, Episode 13 - Aired January 13, 2004
When Frasier learns that the house insurance has expired, he invites Ann, with whom he had an awful date, to his apartment to arrange coverage. Unfortunately, she has an accident in the kitchen while Frasier is still uninsured.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Ann.
Ann: You know, I've been wondering all week "Why is Frasier keeping me here?" He could've just sent me home with a nurse. But then I got these and I figured it out. You've got a thing for me. Well, I've got news for you Romeo.
Frasier: Hold that thought, while Bunny goes and pours himself a big ol' glass o' wine.
Quote from Frasier
Ann: Hey. Hey Bunny, what's this?
Frasier: Oh, it's nothing. Just some work stuff.
Ann: It's got my name on it. It's a liability release. Oh, my gosh, you think I'm gonna sue you.
Frasier: No.
Ann: So that's why you've been so nice to me. Because you're afraid of a lawsuit. So this whole romance was just a fake.
Frasier: No!
Ann: You were leading me on.
Frasier: No, never!
Ann: Well I've got news for you. Nobody plays with my heart! I should sue you!
Frasier: I realize that you're angry now, Bunny.
Ann: You're Bunny! I'm calling a lawyer.
Quote from Frasier
Ann: Gross. Frasier, pull yourself together. I'll sign your stupid paper.
Frasier: You will?
Ann: God, to think I had a thing for you. Can I pick 'em or what?
Frasier: Thank you, Ann. I'm sorry it had to come down to all this, this legal business. If it were up to me, I would tear up this piece of paper and forget everything that's happened here. [moving to the next page] And, uh, here. And here.
Quote from Martin
Niles: [on the phone] Yes, officer, we're headed east on Highway 61, toward for the bridge. Do you have a read on her tracking bracelet yet? [to Martin] They say she just passed Exit 29.
Martin: We just passed Exit 29. I don't see anyone ahead of us.
Niles: Do you suppose we passed her?
Daphne: There is a car behind us.
Patrol Car: [over loud speaker] Pull over immediately.
Niles: Dad, you were a cop. What do we do?
Martin: Pull over immediately.