Martin Quote #1345
Quote from Martin in The Ann Who Came to Dinner
Niles: [on the phone] Yes, officer, we're headed east on Highway 61, toward for the bridge. Do you have a read on her tracking bracelet yet? [to Martin] They say she just passed Exit 29.
Martin: We just passed Exit 29. I don't see anyone ahead of us.
Niles: Do you suppose we passed her?
Daphne: There is a car behind us.
Patrol Car: [over loud speaker] Pull over immediately.
Niles: Dad, you were a cop. What do we do?
Martin: Pull over immediately.
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‘The Ann Who Came to Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Look at this fancy back scratcher.
Niles: That's not exactly what it is. Every winter Maris would fly down to the private island her family owns in the south Pacific. On Christmas, she'd let the native children come by and fish coins from hers fountains.
Martin: Oh, some kind of coin-scooper, huh?
Niles: No, no. It's a stick with a claw on the end it in case any of the children got too close to her.
Quote from Niles
Roz: Is it true that she fired one of the gardeners because she found a worm on the front walk?
Niles: Well, to be fair, Maris has always been frightened and disgusted by them.
Roz: It's just a stupid worm.
Niles: No, I'm talking about gardeners.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Ah, I found me. Daphne, avert your eyes. Let's get this thing wrapped up and into my trunk.
Martin: Oh, geez. How could you stand to look at yourself like that?
Niles: I never had to. It was in Maris' bedroom.