Donald: Jason, have you been fighting with this woman?
Jason: Well, she broke my bike and made me have to see a counselor at school.
Gertrude: I think I left something in the kitchen.
Daphne: Stay!
Gertrude: I am an adult. I can do anything I want. [stamps her foot]

Niles: While you're living under our roof, you'll follow our rules.
Daphne: You two should be ashamed of yourselves. What if someone got hurt?
Jason: Good.
Beverly: Jason! You are one step away from losing your broadband connection. Now apologize and shake hands.
Gertrude: [putting her arms on her hips] Pish.
Niles: What if I told you you couldn't smoke your pipes in your room anymore?
Gertrude: [mumbling] I'm sorry.

Jason: I wish I was all grown-up, and I wouldn't have to follow their stupid rules.
Gertrude: Oh, nothing changes, trust me.
Jason: You know, my mom hates bugs. She screams like a girl.
Gertrude: So does my son-in-law!
Jason: I know where we can find some crickets.
Gertrude: No! Now, we should do as we're told, and start cleaning up.
Jason: Okay.
Gertrude: That way they won't be expecting it.

Martin: Don't worry about it, Kenny. It's just a joke.
Kenny: What are you talking about?
Martin: It's a fake gun.
Kenny: What?
Martin: It's a fake gun.
Kenny: What about the bullets?

Frasier: Quiet, quiet, everybody. [on the phone] Hello? Yes, I'd like to report... the greatest practical joke ever! You'd better send a fire truck, because you guys just got burned!

Martin: Well, Frasier, I'm speechless. You totally had us going.
Roz: I can't believe it.
Frasier: Admit it, Roz, can I pull off a practical joke, or what?
Roz: I just don't understand it, you guys worked together?
Bulldog: Yeah, Frasier set the whole thing up.
Frasier: The other day, after you two left, I got to thinking maybe my joke was aimed at the wrong target. That's when Bulldog and I joined forces.
Roz: But we joined forces with him to get you.
Frasier: That's exactly what you were supposed to think!
Martin: Wow, Fras, I got to give it to you, this was brilliant!
Frasier: Thank you, Dad. What do you say we all go upstairs and watch the tape, huh?

Roz: It's a joke. Bulldog found out about Frasier's prank, so we set him up.
Kenny: That is awesome. I can't believe he fell for it.
Roz: Come on, we got to go tell Frasier what's going on.
Kenny: You guys go ahead. I think I'm gonna stay here and puke.