Frasier Quote #3337
Quote from Frasier in Frasier Lite
Frasier: Wayne Shafter?
Wayne: Yeah?
Frasier: Frasier Crane.
Wayne: Hey, F. Hockey! What have you been up to?
Frasier: Oh, you know, not much. Harvard, Oxford, M.D., Ph. D., and then just recently, I...
Wayne: Hey, remember that time I took your chess set and made you cry?
Frasier: You did not make me cry. I chose to cry as a tactic to elicit sympathy and thereby regain my chess set.
Wayne: I threw it in the dumpster behind the cafeteria, didn't I?
Frasier: I don't know. It was never found.
Wayne: No, I did.
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Stop it! Stop it! Stop this madness! Look at yourselves!
Quote from Martin
Niles: What is Eddie doing?
[As Martin talks, Niles uses his handkerchief to wipe away a smudge on the balcony doors]
Martin: Oh, he's waiting for a pigeon friend of his. We call him Barney. Flies on the balcony every day and they stare at each other. Those crazy animals. Yesterday, they did it for three hours. No, I'm not making it up, I watched them the whole time.
Quote from Niles
Martin: What happened to your wrist?
Niles: Oh, uh, she rolled over in her sleep and pinned me again. I even saw it coming this time, like the big rock in that Indiana Jones movie.