Frasier: Wayne Shafter?
Wayne: Yeah?
Frasier: Frasier Crane.
Wayne: Hey, F. Hockey! What have you been up to?
Frasier: Oh, you know, not much. Harvard, Oxford, M.D., Ph. D., and then just recently, I...
Wayne: Hey, remember that time I took your chess set and made you cry?
Frasier: You did not make me cry. I chose to cry as a tactic to elicit sympathy and thereby regain my chess set.
Wayne: I threw it in the dumpster behind the cafeteria, didn't I?
Frasier: I don't know. It was never found.
Wayne: No, I did.