Martin Quote #1335
Quote from Martin in Frasier Lite
Niles: What is Eddie doing?
[As Martin talks, Niles uses his handkerchief to wipe away a smudge on the balcony doors]
Martin: Oh, he's waiting for a pigeon friend of his. We call him Barney. Flies on the balcony every day and they stare at each other. Those crazy animals. Yesterday, they did it for three hours. No, I'm not making it up, I watched them the whole time.
Frasier Quotes
‘Frasier Lite’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Stop it! Stop it! Stop this madness! Look at yourselves!
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Hey, Fras, how was the weigh-in?
Frasier: Oh, it was appalling, thank you. My teammates ridiculed me for not pigging out beforehand. You know what is it about teams and, and competitions that just brings out the worst in people?
Martin: Here we go again.
Daphne: What?
Niles: Well, Frasier and team sports are not a happy mix. Freshman year, in a bid to please Dad...
Frasier: There is no need to tell that story.
Niles: Frasier inadvertently joined the girls' field hockey team.
Frasier: The sign-up sheet said "F. Hockey." I assumed it meant "freshman" hockey.
Martin: The little plaid skirt didn't tip you off?
Frasier: I thought it was a kilt!
Quote from Niles
Martin: What happened to your wrist?
Niles: Oh, uh, she rolled over in her sleep and pinned me again. I even saw it coming this time, like the big rock in that Indiana Jones movie.