Niles Quote #884
Quote from Niles in Frasier's Imaginary Friend
Frasier: No. She asked me to be discreet. You see, she's a rather famous supermodel. And right now she's going through a break-up with a star football player on the Seahawks. She didn't want any publicity. So, you see, before I identify her to you, I have to ask that you not to ever to repeat this to anyone.
Niles: I'd urge you to do the same.
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Quote from Bulldog
Frasier: You know, frankly, I don't have time for this nonsense. What I did or did not do on my vacation is none of your concern. Don't you have better things to do than to speculate about my sex life?
Bulldog: Oh, "Frasier Crane's sex life." Hey, there's a word for that. It's an Oxy... Oxy...
Roz: ...moron!
Bulldog: Hey, wow, easy. I'll get it.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Oh, look. Look. Two wine glasses.
Daphne: Oh, yes. One for you, one for her. That proves it all right!
Frasier: I am not crazy! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, who I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Is that so hard to believe?
Quote from Martin
Daphne: I think you two are just being awful, I've never known Dr. Crane to tell a lie.
Niles: Actually, this is not without precedent. When he was ten, he forged letters from Leonard Bernstein and told everyone they were pen pals.
Martin: Oh, yeah.
Niles: He'd come bounding up the stairs, "Got another one from Lenny"! We were all agog until Mr. Bernstein wrote that his Broadway debut was "Candide" when everyone knows that it was "On The Town." That's when we knew it was a fake!
Martin: The sloppy kid lettering was also a clue.