Frasier: All right, Kenny, Janice is in the kitchen so you're free to go.
Kenny: Go where? To an empty house? An all-night movie? Just walk the streets?
Frasier: All those sound good.

Kenny: I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna call her cell phone. I'll tell her I love her and demand she come home. Instead of crying on your shoulder, it's time I started acting like a man.
Frasier: Good for you.
Kenny: Can you dial for me? My hands are sweaty.

Niles: What are you doing?
Daphne: Dr. Crane insisted I dust all knick-knacks before going out.
Frasier: [entering] Ah, hello, Niles.
Niles: Good God, man! Just because Daphne lives here doesn't mean she's at your beck and call twenty four hours a day. As soon as we finish our obliques, we're out of here whether you like it or not.
Daphne: Tyrant!

Mrs. Daly: Uh, Frasier, I'm beginning to have second thoughts about this date. It's about Kenny.
Frasier: Oh, lord, you're still thinking about Kenny. Listen, I know Kenny. I like Kenny. But he's married.
Mrs. Daly: Well, I know...
Frasier: And yet, he left his loving wife and family at home so he could go trolling bars for women.
Mrs. Daly: Maybe he regrets that.
Frasier: Oh yeah, sure. Men always change.

Frasier: Dad. For God's sake, how many times do I have to tell you, my Chihuly is not a trash can.

Roz: I'm going to a club tonight. I got this new perfume that's just loaded with pheromones.
Daphne: What are those?
Roz: I don't know. Some sort of hormone that's supposed to get a guy all excited.
Daphne: [laughing] And you really think it'll work?
Roz: It's worth a try. After all it is approved by the "Food and Love Administration." Check it out.

Kenny: What kind of person goes out with another man's wife and tears a family apart? I mean there are children involved here!
Frasier: All right now, listen, let's not get overly dramatic, all right?
Kenny: God, if you're listening, let me have vengeance on his soul!

Frasier: Why did you lie to me?
Mrs. Daly: I was angry and hurt and mixed up and you were so nice to me and I don't know...
Frasier: Listen, you have to understand something, Kenny loves you. Yes, he was attracted to someone, but please, you have to forgive him for that. I mean, after all, you were attracted to me.
Mrs. Daly: That was more revenge.

Daphne: I love chocolate. And pastries and, oh God, I can't stop eating. I'm out of control.
Niles: Come here, come here, it's all right my love. We're going to get you through this.
Frasier: Of course we will, Daph. You know, there are professionals who can help.
Martin: Yeah, they can wire your jaw shut, staple your stomach, put a balloon in your gut...
Frasier: Thank you, Dad. I was referring to something more like a spa, all right? Although you might look into that jaw thing.

Frasier: Roz!
Roz: No! You stay right there! I don't blame you. I blame the people at Mantastic.