‘Frasier's Edge’
Season 8, Episode 9 - Aired January 9, 2001
As Frasier is set to receive a lifetime achievement award for his radio career, he obsesses over a congratulations card he was sent by his old Harvard mentor. Frasier almost misses the awards ceremony as he takes a deep dive into his own psyche with Dr. Tewksbury.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: Maybe if I put a jacket on. Would you come help me pick one out?
Niles: Sure, sure. You know, you should switch dry cleaners. That's the third dress they've shrunk this week.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Roz, I don't see our names anywhere.
Roz: No, nothing, we've been shut out. I don't believe it.
Kenny: Well, what do I have here?
Frasier: There are more awards?
Kenny: Maybe. I guess you'll just have to listen and find out. "Since 1962, the Seattle broadcasting community..."
Roz: Give me that!
Quote from Daphne
Niles: Oh, darling, you're undone.
Daphne: I know. This dress used to fit perfectly, now I can't even get it zipped halfway up. Those bloody cleaners must have shrunk it.
Quote from Frasier
Dr. Tewksbury: Oh, Frasier. Of course I'm proud of you.
Frasier: Thank you. It's so nice to know that, it really is. Thank you.
Dr. Tewksbury: Oh, I really wish we had more time to talk, but I'm taking my wife out to dinner tonight. I have to pick up some flowers before the shops close.
Frasier: Yes, yes, of course.
Quote from Martin
Kenny: Hey, has anyone seen Frasier?
Martin: No, not yet. What's the matter? You look pale.
Kenny: Well, I hate public speaking, and they roped me into giving Frasier's introduction and I want to make sure it's okay.
Martin: Well, why don't you run it by Niles? He's a psychiatrist too. And he's just as smart and successful as Frasier.
Niles: Dad...
Martin: It's true, you are. [to Kenny] He is.
Quote from Martin
Kenny: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Niles: Oh, fine, relax. I'll go up there for you.
Martin: No, Niles, let me do it. This night's been hard enough on you already.
Quote from Frasier
Dr. Tewksbury: Frasier?
Frasier: What the hell is wrong with me?
Quote from Martin
Niles: I have good news. I just spoke to Frasier, he's on his way.
Martin: Oh, thank goodness. Not that I'm not having a good time with you, Niles.
Niles: Dad, I know what you're doing. You don't have to overcompensate. I'm not some green-eyed monster burning with envy for Frasier.
Martin: All right. But if you were, I bet you'd be a great one.
Quote from Kenny
Roz: Oh my God, Frasier. You're getting a lifetime achievement award.
Frasier: What? Are you serious?
Roz: Yes, it says right here: "Since 1962..."
Frasier: Give me that!
Kenny: [to Roz] Hurts, doesn't it?
Quote from Gil
Kenny: Gather round everyone.
Frasier: Oh, Kenny, what's all this?
Kenny: I'm here to officially announce this year's SeaBea nominations.
Frasier: Oh, well.
Gil: He made us wait until your show was over. It was interminable.