‘Peter on the Couch’
Season 8, Episode 6 - Aired November 3, 2003
After helping to move furniture into Robert and Amy's apartment, Peter ends up staying on their couch.
Quote from Peter
Peter: You know, Amy was wrong about you. You're not nice, you're not sensitive, and I'll tell you something else, you're not a gracious host.
Robert: Get out of my underwear!
Peter: All right. You want it, you have it.
Ray: Hey, hey!
Amy: No no!
Ray: Hey! Everybody, stay in the underwear that brung ya!
Quote from Robert
Robert: I'm sorry, Amy, but I've had it with him!
Amy: Robert!
Robert: No! We're never alone anymore. You and I haven't even been... friendly since he got here.
Amy: Robert!
Robert: I'm sorry. I just want to be your friend!
Quote from Ray
Robert: No, Amy, you are not driving all the way to Pennsylvania tonight! You're gonna stay here and be my friend!
Debra: Maybe Peter could stay at our house tonight.
Ray: No, no, our house, it's broken.
Debra: Look, he won't go with Robert. He can't go with Amy. He can't sleep at the bus station. You either drive him to Pennsylvania, or he sleeps at our house.
[cut to Ray in the car with Peter]
Peter: You know, even though your brother and I have had our differences, you and me are totally copacetic, home fry.
Ray: What exit are we looking for?
Peter: Oh, don't worry, you've got a while yet.
Quote from Peter
Robert: Hey.
Peter: [sipping milk from a saucer] This is 2%. Miss Puss will never go for this.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Well, I hear they're looking for people.
Ray: Ma, Peter's not even Catholic. They're not gonna let him be a priest!
Frank: I tell you what he should do: Join the service. Put a little fuzz on the kiwis.
Quote from Peter
Peter: Debbie, Raymond, I appreciate the generous offer, but I won't be staying with you tonight.
Robert: Yep. He's coming home with us.
Amy: [excited] Really?
Ray: [more excited] Really?
Robert: And tomorrow after breakfast, I'm taking him by my old building.
Peter: Yeah, Robert says his old apartment is still available, and, apparently, there's quite an active social scene there, so...
Amy: Robert! That's a wonderful idea!
Peter: I can't wait to tell Miss Puss!
Quote from Ray
Ray: Hey. Look what Peter left in my car. He is so annoying.
Debra: He's not so bad.
Ray: No? Here, try four hours of this. [plays harmonica]
Debra: Did you rinse that off first?
Ray: Ugh! [rushes to the sink]
Debra: Idiot.