Ray Quote #1706
Quote from Ray in Peter on the Couch
Robert: No, Amy, you are not driving all the way to Pennsylvania tonight! You're gonna stay here and be my friend!
Debra: Maybe Peter could stay at our house tonight.
Ray: No, no, our house, it's broken.
Debra: Look, he won't go with Robert. He can't go with Amy. He can't sleep at the bus station. You either drive him to Pennsylvania, or he sleeps at our house.
[cut to Ray in the car with Peter]
Peter: You know, even though your brother and I have had our differences, you and me are totally copacetic, home fry.
Ray: What exit are we looking for?
Peter: Oh, don't worry, you've got a while yet.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Peter on the Couch’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Peter: Man, I just didn't see this one coming. I mean, every night my mother would leave a plate of cookies and a cup of hot cocoa outside my door. Does that say "Get the hell out" to you?
Robert: Yeah, they send you all these mixed signals. My mom was the same way. With the food, all the meats and the sauces. You're all doped up like a bear in the zoo. You don't want to be there, but you lose the will to escape.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Those two think their troubles are over. Believe me, you don't want a relative like that living so close to you. You can never get rid of 'em.
Quote from Peter
Peter: You know something? Enjoy your movie. I'm going back to Mom and Dad's.
Robert: Finally.
Amy: Peter, wait.
Peter: No. I'm walking to the bus station.
Amy: You're never gonna be able to get a bus home tonight.
Peter: Then I'll sleep there overnight. Nobody judges you on the floor of the bus station.
Amy: You can't sleep down there! Robert, please, do something!
Robert: All right! I'll drive him back to Pennsylvania.
Peter: Oh yeah, that's what I need: you, me, and no witnesses.