Chris Quote #535
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snitches
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After trying to not snitch on someone else, I had to finally snitch on myself.
Jerome: Man! Little dude! Am I glad to see you.
Police Officer: You're lucky your story checked out, son. Your friend could've gotten hurt in there.
Chris: You guys would have protected him, right?
Police Officer: No. And don't try running games on us again. We do this stuff for a living.
Chris: Am I going to jail?
Police Officer: You seem like a decent kid and there was no real harm done.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Besides that guy that got shot.
Police Officer: So we're gonna forget this happened. [to Jerome] Now you, you seem like a criminal.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's because he is.
Police Officer: But we're gonna let you go, too.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He'll be back.
Police Officer: You're lucky we got bigger fish to fry. Now, don't you knuckleheads let me catch you doing anything like this again.
Both: Yes, sir.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Snitches’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The next day, I pulled a Robert Blake and tried to forget all about the shooting.
Drew: Make sure it's tight, Tonya.
Chris: Isn't this how Houdini died?
Tonya: No, Houdini died from secondary peritonitis due to a ruptured spleen from being punched in the stomach.
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But the next day, I was just glad everything was behind me.
Jerome: Yo, little dude from across the street. I heard they caught the shooter and you got paid. I did my part, so where's my $500?
Chris: My mom took it. You can ask her for it.
Jerome: Nah, nah, man. My deal was with you.
Chris: Well, I don't have it.
Jerome: Well, then looks like you're just gonna have to give me a dollar a day for the next... [long deliberation]
Chris: 500 days?
Jerome: I was gonna say 50. Well, that's what you get for snitching. Now, let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Rochelle
Chris: Ma, I can handle it.
Rochelle: Well, what if Drew gets a fever?
Chris: I'll call a doctor.
Rochelle: What if Tonya sets something on fire?
Chris: I'll call the Fire Department.
Rochelle: Somebody tries to break in?
Chris: I'll call the police.
Rochelle: What if you get attacked by ghosts?
Chris: I'll call Ghostbusters.