Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snitches
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After trying to not snitch on someone else, I had to finally snitch on myself. Jerome: Man! Little dude! Am I glad to see you. Police Officer: You're lucky your story checked out, son. Your friend could've gotten hurt in there. Chris: You guys would have protected him, right? Police Officer: No. And don't try running games on us again. We do this stuff for a living. Chris: Am I going to jail? Police Officer: You seem like a decent kid and there was no real harm done. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Besides that guy that got shot. Police Officer: So we're gonna forget this happened. [to Jerome] Now you, you seem like a criminal. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's because he is. Police Officer: But we're gonna let you go, too. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He'll be back. Police Officer: You're lucky we got bigger fish to fry. Now, don't you knuckleheads let me catch you doing anything like this again. Both: Yes, sir.