Chris: Well, this sucks.
Kris: Hey, what's your problem, man, huh?
Chris: Well, I hate being in this hospital! I hate the fact that I'm sitting here, and I'm sick! And I also hate that I put some presents on layaway to give to my family, and now I can't give them to them.
Kris: Layaway?! Layaway is your problem? Are you kidding me? You're thinking about layaway when there's 300 patients in this hospital, and four nurses, and three are out sick, and one's out at lunch? Layaway! You didn't see that family that was attacked by 1,200 beavers, did you? And that poor mother, she came in here, they thought it was a fur coat, and they kicked her out. She had 1,200 beavers sucking her skin! And you're worried about layaway? What about the kid in the gang war? He got shot. Nine toes got shot off! Nine! He has one toe! One toe! And they wouldn't even give him nail polish for the one toe. Sad. There's a poor guy down there, he lost both his legs. They won't even give him any crutches, 'cause he cat afford it and he has no insurance. So you know what they gave him? A pogo stick. You're worried about layaway. See that kid downstairs? They're going to make a movie of the week about this guy. He got bit by 400 rats, and they won't even give him a rabies shot. They gave him a coloring book. Let me tell you something, Chris. I bet every patient in this hospital would give their left arm if their only problem was getting their gifts out of layaway.