Chris Quote #209
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Kris
Kris: Hey, what's wrong with you?
Chris: What?! Hey, who are you?
Kris: I'm Kris.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Kris: What a small world, huh? So what happened to you?
Chris: Well, I don't really know. Last thing I remember, I was in Goldstein's dressed as an elf. Next thing I know, I'm in here.
Kris: Hey, that makes you one of Santa's helpers, huh?
Chris: Yeah. My dad was working as Santa, but he got fired.
Kris: Oh, that's too bad. Sorry. But it really could be a lot worse.
Chris: And how's that?
Kris: He could be me. I have rheumatoid arthritis. I had a really nasty flareup. Cold weather really kills me. But, you know, stuff happens in life, you know. Hey, you know, I was watching your family, and you should know it's really a beautiful thing how much they care about you. You shouldn't forget that.
Chris: Well, I guess you're right.
Kris: I know I'm right. Listen, why don't you get some sleep, kid, huh? And merry Christmas.
Chris: Thanks. You, too.
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Quote from Julius
Tonya: We can't even have one gift?
Julius: You live your whole life here for free. Tonya, you get gifts every day. Food is a gift. The heat is a gift. Your shoes are a gift. This house is a gift. Those frames on the walls are a gift. The magazines are a gift. That ashtray is a gift. This lampshade is a gift. [Rochelle sits down] That chair is a gift. This pillow is a gift. The remote control is a gift. The TV is a gift. [Rochelle turns the TV on] This carpet is a gift. The pink carpet in your room is a gift. That...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Being able to cut out of this scene is a gift.
Quote from Julius
Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
Girl: A Malibu Barbie with a pink, remote-control Corvette, the Barbie townhouse, and the Barbie swimming pool.
Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, Santa's going to tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
Girl: [cries]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to my world, kid.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Okay, okay. This time, sing it with feeling. You're singing about an impoverished family, living in the ghetto, who gave birth to their firstborn child in a manger. Chris, you can relate to this, can't you?
Chris: Not really.