Julius Quote #145
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Class President
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We had tried renting out the apartment upstairs before, but every time we did, we had a problem. One lady had a crazy dog.
Chris: No, no! No, no! [barking] Ms. Parnell! No! No! No, n-n-n-n-no! [screams] Aah...!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Then we had Levi the weed guy.
Julius: Levi! [reggae music plays]
Levi: What-a want?
Julius: You got to leave.
Levi: What's wrong, man?
Julius: My kids are high.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The Fong family tried to turn the apartment into a Chinese restaurant.
Julius: Mr. Fong! Mr. Fong, what is this?!
Mr. Fong: [speaks Chinese]
Julius: Man, I'm not getting to the back of the line. Man, you got to shut this down and get the hell out of here. And give me a number six.
Mr. Fong: Number six. Ooh, very good. [yells in Chinese]
Julius: [to a customer] What you getting?
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Class President’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Chris: I want you to run with me. I want you to be my vice president.
Greg: No.
Chris: Yeah.
Greg: Oh, man. This is great. I can work behind the scenes. I can influence the judiciary committee. I can confer with the joint chiefs. Create policy!
Chris: Greg, it's the eighth grade.
Greg: I know, but this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That was until he met Seven of Nine at a Trekkie convention.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Baby, what do you have to be stressed out about? You have a beautiful wife, two good jobs, and three wonderful kids, a nice home in Bed-Stuy... [chuckles] You're stressed? I mean, I'm the one who should be stressed. I mean, I got to deal with a house in the ghetto, three crazy kids, a man that's never home, and now I got to deal with you and this high blood pressure. [scoffing] You- You're stressed.
Quote from Tonya
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In 1984, Michael Jackson became the biggest star on Earth, but to my sister Tonya, he couldn't hold a candle to Billy Ocean.
Drew: What are you doing?
Tonya: I'm learning the steps from "Caribbean Queen."
Drew: There are no steps to "Caribbean Queen."
Tonya: Yes, there are. First he does like this, then he does like this, then he does like this, and then he does this, and he finishes off with this. He also does the moonwalk, but I don't know how to do that yet.
Drew: Billy Ocean doesn't moonwalk. That's Michael Jackson's move.
Tonya: Where do you think Michael got it from?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Peg Leg Bates.