Greg Quote #198
Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates the Car
Chris: Well, you're gonna have to wait because I'm broke. I mean, I never imagined having a car would be this much trouble. I've haven't even driven it yet and it's costing me a fortune. I'm just gonna get rid of it.
Greg: What?! Are you crazy? You can't do that. What about the girls? What about Coney Island?
Chris: Greg, my car doesn't even have tires.
Greg: Dude, that doesn't matter. If you're giving up on this car, it means you're giving up on me, and that's not happening.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Kiss my ascot!
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Car’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Chris: You smoke?
Drew: Ma, the surgeon general says you can't-
Rochelle: I know what he says. It's written on the side of the box.
Tonya: Then how come you still smoke?
Drew: Yeah. If there was a sign on the side of our dinner that says it will cause cancer and birth defects, you would slap the salad out of us if you found us eating it.
Quote from Michael
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But sometimes the best deals are right under your nose.
Michael: This car is you, nephew! Let me take another picture. Yeah, you are hot! That's it right there, nephew, that's it. This is it.
Chris: I don't know. I think I want to look around a little bit more.
Michael: What for? That's a good car. Radio works, no dents, you got a spare in the back, and it only costs $300. Plus, you can't even see the hole in the backseat where the girl shot at me over a chicken sandwich. There's a lot of people pay a lot more money for a car like that.
Chris: Then why haven't you sold it already?
Michael: Classified ads are expensive. If you hadn't called me, I would've kept it for myself.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And trade it to somebody for a sandwich.