Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates the Car
Chris: You smoke? Drew: Ma, the surgeon general says you can't- Rochelle: I know what he says. It's written on the side of the box. Tonya: Then how come you still smoke? Drew: Yeah. If there was a sign on the side of our dinner that says it will cause cancer and birth defects, you would slap the salad out of us if you found us eating it.