Chris: Well, you're gonna have to wait because I'm broke. I mean, I never imagined having a car would be this much trouble. I've haven't even driven it yet and it's costing me a fortune. I'm just gonna get rid of it.
Greg: What?! Are you crazy? You can't do that. What about the girls? What about Coney Island?
Chris: Greg, my car doesn't even have tires.
Greg: Dude, that doesn't matter. If you're giving up on this car, it means you're giving up on me, and that's not happening.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Kiss my ascot!