Rochelle Quote #560
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates the Car
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sometimes when my dad was at work and the kids were asleep, my mom did something that no one in the house knew about. She smoked.
Rochelle: [to herself] Where are my cigarettes?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The problem with losing something you're not supposed to have is you can't tell anybody you lost it.
[fantasy:]
Disheveled Man: Oh, excuse me, Officer. I'd like to file a report about some missing crack.
[reality:]
Rochelle: [to herself] I know they were in here. Did you find my cigarettes, Julius? "Daily Race Form?"
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mom said my dad couldn't bet on the numbers. She never said anything about those numbers being on horses.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Car’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Chris: You smoke?
Drew: Ma, the surgeon general says you can't-
Rochelle: I know what he says. It's written on the side of the box.
Tonya: Then how come you still smoke?
Drew: Yeah. If there was a sign on the side of our dinner that says it will cause cancer and birth defects, you would slap the salad out of us if you found us eating it.
Quote from Michael
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But sometimes the best deals are right under your nose.
Michael: This car is you, nephew! Let me take another picture. Yeah, you are hot! That's it right there, nephew, that's it. This is it.
Chris: I don't know. I think I want to look around a little bit more.
Michael: What for? That's a good car. Radio works, no dents, you got a spare in the back, and it only costs $300. Plus, you can't even see the hole in the backseat where the girl shot at me over a chicken sandwich. There's a lot of people pay a lot more money for a car like that.
Chris: Then why haven't you sold it already?
Michael: Classified ads are expensive. If you hadn't called me, I would've kept it for myself.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And trade it to somebody for a sandwich.