Julius Quote #400
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Rochelle: Peaches only knows a little. I need to learn about programming.
Tonya: Oh, no, she knows all about that. She designed this program that lets her log in all her community service hours.
Julius: Baby, if Peaches can teach you for free, how come I'm paying for classes?
Rochelle: 'Cause you're not married to Peaches. Now, can I take my class or would you rather me get locked up and learn in jail?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's seriously thinking about this.
Julius: Hey, it's okay. Take your classes.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.