Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Rochelle: Peaches only knows a little. I need to learn about programming. Tonya: Oh, no, she knows all about that. She designed this program that lets her log in all her community service hours. Julius: Baby, if Peaches can teach you for free, how come I'm paying for classes? Rochelle: 'Cause you're not married to Peaches. Now, can I take my class or would you rather me get locked up and learn in jail? Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's seriously thinking about this. Julius: Hey, it's okay. Take your classes.