Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom. [fantasy:] Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?! Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room. Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer! Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen. Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?! Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.