Chris Quote #619
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I always believed that drugs could destroy your life because I wasn't even using them and my life was getting worse by the day.
Chris: The next time we're going to see that lasagna is when the faculty is eating it.
Greg: If only we could pull an Indiana Jones, like Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Chris: You mean when he swaps the bag of sand for a statue?
Greg: Yeah, the old bait-and-switch.
Chris: All right, I guess I can make another lasagna, but how are we going to switch that with the weed lasagna without anybody seeing?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] See the answer in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Weed.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.