Adult Chris: [v.o.] I always believed that drugs could destroy your life because I wasn't even using them and my life was getting worse by the day.
Chris: The next time we're going to see that lasagna is when the faculty is eating it.
Greg: If only we could pull an Indiana Jones, like Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Chris: You mean when he swaps the bag of sand for a statue?
Greg: Yeah, the old bait-and-switch.
Chris: All right, I guess I can make another lasagna, but how are we going to switch that with the weed lasagna without anybody seeing?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] See the answer in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Weed.