Julius Quote #318
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Being Cool
Julius: Baby, it's a good coat.
Rochelle: Do you remember who gave you this coat?
Julius: I think it was Janet.
Rochelle: You're damn right! So when you told me that you were gonna get rid of it, that means you were lying, so now you're a liar?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes.
Julius: You're acting like you pulled Janet out of the closet. What difference does it make? It's a coat, not a woman. Damn!
Rochelle: So you're telling me you're going to keep the coat, even though I'm telling you I don't want you to keep it?
Julius: Yeah. I see no sane reason to get rid of it, so I'm keeping it.
Rochelle: Okay, fine. Keep the coat, Julius. I hope it keeps you warm.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Takes a brave man to choose a coat over a woman. A brave stupid man.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Being Cool’ Quotes
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I knew nothing about being cool, I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew to find out his secrets.
Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now before you go getting all upset, in 1986, almost everybody smoked. People didn't give a damn about health. Here's a partial list of things in this picture that people didn't know where dangerous. No sunscreen. Carcinogenic hair gel. Trans fats. And high fructose corn syrup. Eventually, all these people died horribly, but while they lived, they were cool.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Julius!
Julius: What's going on?
Rochelle: This is what's going on. You told me you were going to get rid of that years ago. Instead you just hid it from me?
Julius: It wasn't hid.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it was.
Rochelle: It was underneath your camouflage jacket. It was camouflaged!