Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Being Cool
Julius: Baby, it's a good coat. Rochelle: Do you remember who gave you this coat? Julius: I think it was Janet. Rochelle: You're damn right! So when you told me that you were gonna get rid of it, that means you were lying, so now you're a liar? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes. Julius: You're acting like you pulled Janet out of the closet. What difference does it make? It's a coat, not a woman. Damn! Rochelle: So you're telling me you're going to keep the coat, even though I'm telling you I don't want you to keep it? Julius: Yeah. I see no sane reason to get rid of it, so I'm keeping it. Rochelle: Okay, fine. Keep the coat, Julius. I hope it keeps you warm. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Takes a brave man to choose a coat over a woman. A brave stupid man.