Chris Quote #281
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Ms. Morello: So, Mr. Funny Man, you're so funny, why don't you make me laugh?
Chris: I can't.
Ms. Morello: Obviously you can. Everybody else is laughing. You told them a joke, so you can tell me a joke?
Chris: I don't think so.
Ms. Morello: Oh, so now you're thinking? Well, I tell you what. You'll have plenty of time to think when you're serving a day in detention. [kids gasp]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't ask me what I'm thinking right now.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
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Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?