Ms. Morello: So, Mr. Funny Man, you're so funny, why don't you make me laugh?
Chris: I can't.
Ms. Morello: Obviously you can. Everybody else is laughing. You told them a joke, so you can tell me a joke?
Chris: I don't think so.
Ms. Morello: Oh, so now you're thinking? Well, I tell you what. You'll have plenty of time to think when you're serving a day in detention. [kids gasp]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't ask me what I'm thinking right now.