Chris Quote #662
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Tasha
Tasha: Surprise! Hey, honey. Hey, Greg.
Chris: What are you doing here?
Tasha: I was thinking we could go to the movies, you know, maybe see Fatal Attraction with Yvette and Rhonda.
Chris: I got to work.
Tasha: No, you don't. I told Doc you weren't coming in today because I had plans.
Chris: What? You can't just go to my job and tell them I'm not coming in.
Tasha: Why not?
Chris: 'Cause I can't just go to your school and say, "She's not coming in because I got plans."
Tasha: What are you trying to say?
Chris: Why is it that whenever I want to do something, it has to wait till tomorrow, but whenever you want to do something, it has to happen right now?
Tasha: What does that have to do with anything?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to Women's Logic 101.
Chris: I just don't want you running my life.
Tasha: You're the one who said you wanted me to be your girlfriend.
Chris: Well, maybe I was better off alone.
Tasha: Are you saying you're breaking up with me?
Chris: Let me make this perfectly clear. Yes. I want to break up with you.
Tasha: What? You think you can just say good-bye, walk away and it's over?
Chris: Yeah. Watch. Bye.
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Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: You know, Julius, you know how much a light bulb costs per watt. How can you not know that you have another wife?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because those things are less complicated.
Julius: I do not have another wife.
Rochelle: Yes, you do! Look, look, look. It says so right there! You know what? What I want to know is, if she's your wife, then what am I?
Julius: You're my wife.
Rochelle: No! I'm your concubine!
Quote from Julius
Julius: There is no kid.
Rochelle: How do you know, Julius? You didn't even know that you didn't have a divorce! Oh, my God. W-W-W--W-W-What's going to happen to this family if it turns out there's another one?
[fantasy: as the kids eat at the dinner table, Julius is standing next to a blonde-haired White woman and a young, bald-headed multi-racial guy:]
Julius: Kids, I'd like to introduce you to your new mother Tawny and your new brother Julian.
Julian: Girl, you just wasted $2.17 worth of white meat.
Julius: [chuckles] My boy.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Is she White?
Julius: What? No.
Rochelle: Can she get the house?
Julius: Rochelle.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is she White?
Julius: Stop it.
Rochelle: Do you have a kid with her?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is she White?
Julius: No.
Rochelle: Is the kid light-skinned?
Julius: No.
Rochelle: Ha! So you admit that you have a kid! Oh, God, I'm going to be sick!