Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Tasha
Tasha: Surprise! Hey, honey. Hey, Greg. Chris: What are you doing here? Tasha: I was thinking we could go to the movies, you know, maybe see Fatal Attraction with Yvette and Rhonda. Chris: I got to work. Tasha: No, you don't. I told Doc you weren't coming in today because I had plans. Chris: What? You can't just go to my job and tell them I'm not coming in. Tasha: Why not? Chris: 'Cause I can't just go to your school and say, "She's not coming in because I got plans." Tasha: What are you trying to say? Chris: Why is it that whenever I want to do something, it has to wait till tomorrow, but whenever you want to do something, it has to happen right now? Tasha: What does that have to do with anything? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to Women's Logic 101. Chris: I just don't want you running my life. Tasha: You're the one who said you wanted me to be your girlfriend. Chris: Well, maybe I was better off alone. Tasha: Are you saying you're breaking up with me? Chris: Let me make this perfectly clear. Yes. I want to break up with you. Tasha: What? You think you can just say good-bye, walk away and it's over? Chris: Yeah. Watch. Bye.