Drew Quote #48
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Kris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Drew and Tonya hadn't been on their best behavior all year, so they decided to try to make up for it by helping my mother during the holidays. It was kind of like campaigning for gifts. They helped with cleaning.
Rochelle: Move, boy. [laughs at the TV]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] They helped with cooking.
Drew: After this, I can take out the trash.
Tonya: And I can help you with the dishes.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] They even tried to help with things my mother didn't want help with.
Drew & Tonya: [holding a towel and a loofah] You need any help?
Rochelle: [o.s.] No!
Drew: You sure?
Rochelle: [o.s.] No, boy! Get away from the damn door.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Kris’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Tonya: We can't even have one gift?
Julius: You live your whole life here for free. Tonya, you get gifts every day. Food is a gift. The heat is a gift. Your shoes are a gift. This house is a gift. Those frames on the walls are a gift. The magazines are a gift. That ashtray is a gift. This lampshade is a gift. [Rochelle sits down] That chair is a gift. This pillow is a gift. The remote control is a gift. The TV is a gift. [Rochelle turns the TV on] This carpet is a gift. The pink carpet in your room is a gift. That...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Being able to cut out of this scene is a gift.
Quote from Julius
Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
Girl: A Malibu Barbie with a pink, remote-control Corvette, the Barbie townhouse, and the Barbie swimming pool.
Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, Santa's going to tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
Girl: [cries]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to my world, kid.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Okay, okay. This time, sing it with feeling. You're singing about an impoverished family, living in the ghetto, who gave birth to their firstborn child in a manger. Chris, you can relate to this, can't you?
Chris: Not really.