Chris Quote #96
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Clyde: Mind you business.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I couldn't back down now. I was scared if I moved I might pee myself.
Chris: No.
Bus Driver: Get the hell off my bus, boy.
Chris: Okay.
Bus Driver: Not you. You. Come on, let's go.
Clyde: Why I got to get off? He started it.
Tangee: Quit lying. He ain't start nothing.
Clyde: Why don't you quit lying?
Bus Driver: I said get off. Now move.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.