Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's my Aunt Charlotte, but we called her Grievey, because we only saw her at funerals. No birthdays, no weddings. Just funerals.
Rochelle: Girl, I haven't seen you since Cheryl's funeral. [Grievey cries] I know, I know, I know.
Maxine: Grievey, stop crying. Come on.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's Aunt Mousey. We called her that because she talked like a mouse and she only spoke when spoken directly to.
Rochelle: Hi, Aunt Mousey. How you doing?
Aunt Mousey: [quietly] Fine.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] At home, even though my mother seemed to be keeping it together, the house was falling apart.
Michael: Rochelle, can you change the channel?
Rochelle: Sure, no problem.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] They were treating her like she was me!
Maxine: Rochelle, you going to help me pick out this casket, or do I have to do it by myself?
Rochelle: Oh, sure, Mama, I'll help you in a minute.
Maxine: Oh, 'Chellie, get me a glass of iced tea.
Rochelle: Sure, Mama.

Rochelle: Damn it!
Chris: What?
[Rochelle picks up the yo-yo she almost tripped over]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You ever had the feeling you're about to get smacked upside the head with a yo-yo?
Rochelle: Here, baby. Be more careful.
Chris: You're not mad?
Rochelle: No. Why would I be mad?

Rochelle: Here, Mama.
Maxine: Mmm. This tea tastes funny. What kind is it?
Chris: I think it's Lipton.
Maxine: Mm-mm, tastes like Nestea.
Chris: It's Lipton.
Maxine: Uch.

Chris: Hey.
Rochelle: Hey. Want a Turtle?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother offering me a Turtle? In her world, that's a cry for help.
Chris: Mm, no thanks. You okay, Mom?
Rochelle: I'm fine. You sure you don't want a Turtle? [Chris hugs Rochelle] What was that for?
Chris: I just wanted to let you know that I love you.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only thing more crowded than a limo before the funeral is your house after the funeral.
Chris: Hey, what are you doing here?
Greg: My dad dropped me off to pay my respects.
Chris: Thanks, man. He had to go to work.
Michael: Mama! Come look! Chris has got a White friend.
Maxine: Michael, close your mouth. Stop acting like you never seen a White person before. Hi, honey. You hungry? You want something to eat?
Greg: Sure.
Maxine: Well, come on.
Mr. Harris: Want this?
Greg: No, thank you.
Risky: How about a slinky? Would you like a slinky?

Keisha: Sorry about your grandfather, Chris.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The one good thing about losing a family member is that you get lots of sympathy.
[Chris goes in to hug Keisha]
Keisha: What are you doing?
Chris: My grandfather died.
Keisha: Just because your grandfather died doesn't mean you can go around hugging people. [hugs Drew] Sorry about your grandfather.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] At least somebody was getting some sympathy.