Granda Joe Quote #82

Quote from Granda Joe in Halloween

Aunt Sarah: I've booked to see Bjorn Again. Have to give this a miss.
Mary: You're going to give your own engagement party a miss?
Joe: Well, now, to be fair, as ABBA tribute acts go, they're the best in the country.
Aunt Sarah: They really are the genuine article.
Gerry: Except, by definition, they're not. They're a tribute act.
Joe: You're an arsehole act!

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 ‘Halloween’ Quotes

Quote from Erin

Clare: It is sort of your fault, James. You tore the tickets up.
Erin: What the hell were you thinking?
James: I don't know. I was high on adrenaline. Anyway, what does it matter? I was never gonna win that fight. The man's the size of a wardrobe.
Erin: But you're English, James. About five of you managed to colonise half the planet, so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeve.
James: Well, I didn't.

Quote from Clare

Erin: Why don't you just tell her?
Clare: Because it's pathetic, Erin.
Laurie: Hi, there.
Clare: Hi, I'm a lesbian!
Laurie: Congratulations.
Clare: Thank you.
Laurie: How many of you are there?
Clare: Just me. Just the one lesbian. The rest of them are straight.

Quote from Orla

Erin: Ach, I just love Halloween. It's the one night of the year that Protestants and Catholics set aside their political and religious differences and just come together...
Orla: And fight ghosts.
Erin: No, Orla.