Aunt Sarah: I've booked to see Bjorn Again. Have to give this a miss.
Mary: You're going to give your own engagement party a miss?
Joe: Well, now, to be fair, as ABBA tribute acts go, they're the best in the country.
Aunt Sarah: They really are the genuine article.
Gerry: Except, by definition, they're not. They're a tribute act.
Joe: You're an arsehole act!