Cliff Quote #667
Quote from Cliff in Unplanned Parenthood
Cliff: I just had an idea. Whatta you say we, uh, have Woody start this thing off? I mean, he's an actor. He can just warm the whole thing up, huh? All right, Wood?
Woody: Yeah. Okay.
Cliff: Ready and action!
Woody: Hi, Mom and Dad.
Cliff: Oh, Woody, l, uh, thought you were an actor. Let's try this again, okay? And remember, you haven't seen your parents for years. You hunger for their love and affection. You want them to know just how badly you miss them. You left Indiana all those many years ago to come to the big city. You're practically a stranger, pal. Action.
Woody: I love you, Mom and Dad. I know I should've stayed on the farm. I don't know why I left. Uh, I guess I was just selfish. You know, everybody always leaves the farm. That's why America's in the condition it is. [sobs] I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? Please don't die before I come home again.
Cliff: Oh, Woody, that was wonderful. What do you say we turn this thing on and shoot this baby?
Cheers Quotes
‘Unplanned Parenthood’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: A whole night without my kids. Thank you, Saint Jude, patron saint of lost causes. I have prayed for this day for 18 years. First you freed me from Diane. And now this! I am blessed! I am truly blessed.
Cliff: Carla, do you realize that you're the same height kneeling down as you are standing up?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: People, people, we cannot impose our own moral belief systems on these two.
Sam: Yes, thank you very much.
Frasier: The real question is: Will they make responsible parents?
Rebecca: That's right!
Frasier: And the answer is an emphatic "no!"
Rebecca: Hey!
Frasier: Sam, up until now, you and Rebecca have not taken into account the years of sacrifice involved in the raising of a child. You have not reckoned with the fact that as soon as you have one, your lives will be irrevocably altered. An infant demands constant attention. 24 hours a day. Seven days a week. It never says "please" or "may l?" It just demands. Let me have a scotch. And say good-bye to vacations. Say good-bye to ski weekends because your life is baby, baby, baby. Can I get a drink, please?!
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: Okay, I hope you all enjoyed the dinner as much as the wall did. And I also want you to know that Rebecca really enjoyed the dead-rat-in-the-bun joke. That's very funny. [Rebecca sobs] Come on, honey, just pull yourself together. You're going to frighten the kids.
Rebecca: I don't think I can take any more.
Sam: Oh, come on, of course you can. You can't quit now. We've onl... Okay, who-who took my watch? [mutters]
Rebecca: You see that? This is not a home. This is a house of horrors.
Sam: No, you're just...
Rebecca: I mean, my God, they Crazy-glued the dryer door shut.
Sam: Yeah, I know, but we got you out, didn't we?
Rebecca: But I'm still dizzy.