Cliff: I just had an idea. Whatta you say we, uh, have Woody start this thing off? I mean, he's an actor. He can just warm the whole thing up, huh? All right, Wood?
Woody: Yeah. Okay.
Cliff: Ready and action!
Woody: Hi, Mom and Dad.
Cliff: Oh, Woody, l, uh, thought you were an actor. Let's try this again, okay? And remember, you haven't seen your parents for years. You hunger for their love and affection. You want them to know just how badly you miss them. You left Indiana all those many years ago to come to the big city. You're practically a stranger, pal. Action.
Woody: I love you, Mom and Dad. I know I should've stayed on the farm. I don't know why I left. Uh, I guess I was just selfish. You know, everybody always leaves the farm. That's why America's in the condition it is. [sobs] I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? Please don't die before I come home again.
Cliff: Oh, Woody, that was wonderful. What do you say we turn this thing on and shoot this baby?