Diane Quote #434
Quote from Diane in Someday My Prince Will Come
Stuart: Diane, I'm sorry. I can't put this off any longer. There's something I have to tell you. Diane, for the first time in my life, I'm thinking of making a permanent commitment with a woman.
Diane: Stuart, I have a contagious skin disease and insanity runs in my family.
Stuart: My God, Diane, I'm terribly sorry to hear that.
Diane: Thank you. I thought you should know.
Stuart: Well, that makes me feel a little selfish, talking about my good news after hearing that.
Diane: Your good news?
Stuart: Diane, what I'm trying to say is there's someone else. She's someone I knew before I met you. I honestly thought it was over between us, but... Well, we spoke earlier today, and we decided to work things through.
Diane: You're telling the truth, aren't you, Stuart? Well, that's the most wonderful thing I ever heard. It's tearing me apart inside. I'm a total wreck.
Stuart: Don't give up hope, Diane. No relationship is guaranteed.
Diane: Except yours. Don't you doubt for a moment. We're talking ironclad here.
Stuart: Well, thank you. By the way, have you seen a doctor about that condition of yours?
Diane: What con--? Oh, yes, yes. I'm seeing a wonderful man. He's almost cleared it up completely. He's about got that insanity thing licked too. He's a skin and brain man. It's a new specialty.
Stuart: Sounds fascinating.
Cheers Quotes
‘Someday My Prince Will Come’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Making a date with a stranger over the telephone is a big mistake, Diane. I tried it. It was nothing but trouble. Of course, mine was an obscene phone call.
Quote from Sam
Diane: For the first time in my life, I let appearance taint my feelings toward a man.
Sam: Boy, you know what's wrong with you? You just can't be honest with yourself. Looks are all that ever mattered to you.
Diane: What are you talking about? That is utterly inaccurate.
Sam: Oh, yeah? Want me to prove it to you?
Diane: Yes.
Sam: Who were you more crazy about than anyone else in your entire life? Uh, not including yourself there. Don't answer. It was me. And there was only one reason why you ever went out with me, and that was because of my looks.
Diane: Not entirely.
Sam: Yes, entirely. Name one other reason why anyone would go out with me. Go on, name one. You can't, can you?
Diane: No, Sam, I can't. [Sam laughs; everyone cheers]
Quote from Woody
Woody: You know, you ought to ask Mr. Clavin. He's very sharp. He's got more information in his whole head than I got in my little finger.
Cliff: Uh, you got that backwards.
Woody: See?