Cliff Quote #767
Quote from Cliff in Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman
Rebecca: Well, I think that we should do some advertising. Maybe we should do a commercial on the radio, you know, a jingle, something real catchy.
Sam: No, I don't want to do a jingle. That's stupid.
Cliff: You know, Sammy's right there, Becs. What you want is a word-of-mouth campaign. I'd be happy to help, you know. I'll talk it up down at the old post office. Before you know it, this place will be wall-to-wall with letter carriers. Now, you think I'm entertaining? Multiply me by a hundred.
Guys: Jingle! Jingle! Jingle!
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Woody: Yeah, maybe things just didn't work out in Canada. Yeah, I'll never forget when my Uncle Orlo left Hanover to seek his fortune in the big city. You know what happened? Terre Haute just chewed him up and spit him out. Yep, he came back with his head between his legs.
Sam: Actually, I think the expression is "tail between his legs."
Woody: Oh, no, there was a train accident on the way back. Yep. It's a real tragedy. Yeah, a year later, he drowned in a sitz bath.
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