Cliff Quote #687
Quote from Cliff in I'm Okay, You're Defective
Norm: You'd think they'd have a little more respect. Some of us are trying to drink our beer here.
Cliff: What, uh, kind of puts you off your beer, does it?
Norm: Well, no, not really. It'd take a lot more to do that.
Cliff: Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, what, uh... What- What would it take?
Norm: I don't know.
Cliff: How about a plate of meatloaf with an abscess on it?
Norm: [laugh] No.
Cliff: Uh, and how about a, uh, bowl full of scabs? [Norm shakes his head] All right. Well, how about a... [whispers in Norm's ear]?
Norm: Oh, my God. That's disgusting. Where do you come up with that stuff?
Cliff: Hey... yeah.
Norm: Yuck. [both drink] But it wasn't enough.
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‘I'm Okay, You're Defective’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
[some time in the future:]
Lawyer: I am sorry about the passing of your husband, Lilith. Frasier was a good man, and we will all miss him.
Lilith: Thank you.
Lawyer: Well, I now have the unhappy task of reading your late husband's will.
Frederick: You okay, Mother?
Lilith: Yes. Thank you, Frederick.
Lawyer: "Sam Malone's sperm count is well within normal range."
Lilith: That damn bar.
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: Woody, where's Sam?
Woody: "Woody, where's Norm and Cliff?" "Woody, where's Sam?" Now I know how Mr. Krapence feels. How come no one ever walks in and asks me where I am?
Rebecca: Woody, where are you?
Woody: Don't ask me now. Ask me when I'm not around.
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: Frasier, making out a will is a sensible precaution, and one you've been avoiding for months. We're seeing the lawyer this afternoon, and we have to get these questions answered.
Frasier: Look, darling, I find this entire will discussion troubling. It's not easy to talk about one's mortality. Oh, just the thought of of being apart from you and-and little Frederick... It's well, it's... It's just hard.
Lilith: So, who gets the wok?
Frasier: The wok?! My God, woman, we're talking about death here! My death, your death, the end of everything! Being lowered into the grave in a silk-lined casket!
Lilith: Yes. And?
Frasier: And it's upsetting to mammals like me!