Quote from Lilith in I'm Okay, You're Defective
[some time in the future:] Lawyer: I am sorry about the passing of your husband, Lilith. Frasier was a good man, and we will all miss him. Lilith: Thank you. Lawyer: Well, I now have the unhappy task of reading your late husband's will. Frederick: You okay, Mother? Lilith: Yes. Thank you, Frederick. Lawyer: "Sam Malone's sperm count is well within normal range." Lilith: That damn bar.