Carla Quote #1086
Quote from Carla in Uncle Sam Wants You
Carla: Sam come on, now, just think about this for a minute. Do you really, really want this?
Sam: Yeah, I really, really want this.
Carla: Come on, Sam. Do you have any idea what it means to have a kid? It's changing dirty diapers and getting spit-up stains on those shoulders of your best clothes, and... and ear infections in the middle of the night, and shoving antibiotics down their throats, and worrying about them every day and every night for the rest of your life. How does that sound?
Sam: Sounds cool.
Carla: [chuckles] Yeah. It is, kind of.
Sam: Would they, like, really spit it up on, um, leather?
Carla: [chuckles] Oh, they know fabrics.
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Quote from Paul
Paul: I don't care what he names it as long as he doesn't bring it in here. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's babies.
Woody: Oh, come on, Mr. Krapence. Wouldn't you like a helpless little guy all soft and cuddly who you could burp every once in a while?
Paul: [looks at Norm] Yeah, we need another one of those.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: It was Sam. Frasier, you've got to do something. Every day he gets here a little earlier, and every night he leaves a little later.
Sam: Well, darling, he, he is a friend of ours.
Lilith: It's getting so we can't make love in the morning.
Frasier: I didn't know we could make love in the morning.
Lilith: We can't. It was just a "for instance." The point is I don't like people seeing me in my nightgown. It undermines my authority.
Frasier: I really wouldn't worry about that.
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, Dr. Crane. Dr. Sternin-Crane. And little Frederick Crane-Sternin-Crane-Crane. What can I get you? I know I could use a glass of water.