Carla: Sam come on, now, just think about this for a minute. Do you really, really want this?
Sam: Yeah, I really, really want this.
Carla: Come on, Sam. Do you have any idea what it means to have a kid? It's changing dirty diapers and getting spit-up stains on those shoulders of your best clothes, and... and ear infections in the middle of the night, and shoving antibiotics down their throats, and worrying about them every day and every night for the rest of your life. How does that sound?
Sam: Sounds cool.
Carla: [chuckles] Yeah. It is, kind of.
Sam: Would they, like, really spit it up on, um, leather?
Carla: [chuckles] Oh, they know fabrics.