Sam Quote #766
Quote from Sam in Diamond Sam
Sam: Uh, Diane?
Diane: Yes.
Sam: l, uh, I have something I want to say to you. Uh, I'm afraid you're not going to like it.
Diane: After receiving this beautiful symbol of our relationship-- a symbol that has touched me very deeply-- nothing you say could ever disappoint me. What is it?
Sam: I have to go to the doctor.
Diane: What for?
Sam: No, it's nothing serious. It's, uh... I just figured that, you know, we-we're getting married. Uh, I might as well have a check-up and make sure the old Evinrude's still cranking.
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‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...