Quote from Sam in Diamond Sam
Sam: Uh, Diane? Diane: Yes. Sam: l, uh, I have something I want to say to you. Uh, I'm afraid you're not going to like it. Diane: After receiving this beautiful symbol of our relationship-- a symbol that has touched me very deeply-- nothing you say could ever disappoint me. What is it? Sam: I have to go to the doctor. Diane: What for? Sam: No, it's nothing serious. It's, uh... I just figured that, you know, we-we're getting married. Uh, I might as well have a check-up and make sure the old Evinrude's still cranking.